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Jaeger Sylva
Artist | Not an Artist | Not a Damn Thing

YOU POINTS WELL FUCK OFF. That's for me to decide. Don't beg,
and excuse the harsh language. (Though get used to it, I'm rather

Profile Picture by: :iconrattlesire: Rattlesire

Featuring: :iconjaegerpony: JaegerPony & his OC Grit.

Centrist, skeptical, egalitarian, meritocratist, misanthropic, pessimistic, atheistic, pacifistic,
homosexual, furry & brony. I'm a shit lord like Sargon. Seriously, cripplingly depressed.

Welcome to my abode on the net! M'names Jaeger, but feel free to call me whatever you like. I'm not yet
an artist of any particular variety, so don't bother complimenting art in my deviation gallery or asking for
trades or commissions. Nor do I happily acquiesce to petitions for DA :points:; you'll find me generally
unresponsive or even rather cross about it. I give out points at -my- own leisure, no one elses.

With that over with... hello! As stated my name is Jaeger (Jaeger, Jae, Jaeggy are all fine. Don't use my real name
located above unless I've gotten to know you a bit please. ^^) and I'm a 31 year old gay furry/brony. I've been
apart of the furry community for about 16 years at this point, and the brony community for about 2 years.

I'm an avid video gamer (you can find me on Steam as JaegerPony:…),
audiophile (on Last.FM: and Bandcamp:, hiker and
pop culture aficionado. Sort of an intellectual jack-of-all-trades in life. Always looking for new people to chat
with, you can contact me through Steam friends or send me a note about my Skype address! (On the
latter more than the former.)


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Personality Type: INFP Varient: Turbulent Role: Diplomat

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Of course I get Rarity. >.<;

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Emancipator - Lionheart

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Stolen From Tumblr Meme

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 25, 2018, 2:06 AM

I Stole This Meme From Tumblr!

Not even the boundaries of the interwebs can stop me from a decent meme! And this one looked promising. Let's find out if I'm to be disappointed or not!

Squibbidi - Anthro Jaeger 2 by JaegerPony
(Artwork by squibbidi on Tumblr.)

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed usually. Not to keep in the monsters though. =P

  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Depends on how much stock I have left at home really. Or how lazy I am.

  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out, I rarely even bother making my bed.

  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Funny story... whilst I haven't, a friend of mine who I lived with did. Had it at our apartment for the duration. When we moved out he was just going to leave it. My roomies did a piss poor job cleaning and left a bunch of stuff, so I was going back to clean up. Took the sign with me and was going to drop it off at the municipal yard. Just as I drop it and start walking back to my car? Undercover cop pulls up, lights blaring.

I explained the sitaution and he told me I was lucky. If I hadn't been leaving it at the yard he would have had to charge me with a pretty heafty misdemeanor. >.<

  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

All the time, useful little squares.

  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

I tend to just throw them away. I know I'll never use them.

  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

The bear. You can scare a bear off. A swarm of bees is relentless. And at least if I'm going to die from the bear it will be realitively quick. In comparison death by bee stings would be drawn out and agonizing.

  • 8: Do you have freckles?

None, I am not blessed with the Applejack gene.

  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Rarely do I smile for pictures.

  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

The disingenuous.

  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

No, why would I do that? I do pace when I'm waiting for something though. Not because I'm bored or impatient though. Just so I'm doing something other than sitting/standing there.

  • 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Been to summer camp and often times camped with friends. Sure.

  • 13: What about pooped in the woods?

Fallen logs make good toilets.

  • 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

On occasion if I get a good beat stuck in my head.

  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No, I don't.

  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Haven't slept with anyone in about a decade now.

  • 17: What size is your bed?

It's a queen sized bed.

  • 18: What is your Song of the week?

Uhhhh... Monstercat - Zenith. It's a big mix of a bunch of EDM artists. An hour long. Listened to it in its entirity probably 5 times this week.

  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

It's okay for anyone to wear whatever colour(s) they fucking please to.

  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?

... I have Pony in my user name. I think it's a safe bet to say that I do.

  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Ooooh, tough call... Black Knight I guess?

It's like A Kid in King Arthur's Court, but manages to be so much worse.

  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Up my ass! Hahahaha... that's seriously the only answer I'm giving. =P

  • 23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

40 I believe. I'm a big fella.

  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

If I have my choice of any sauce? Cheddar jalapeno.

  • 25: What is your favorite food?

Chicken curry on coconut rice. NEVER WAVER!

  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Lesse... Transformers: The Movie (1986), My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks, Yojimbo: The Bodyguard, The Seven Samurai, Die Hard, Die Hard: With a Vengence, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind...

Off the top of my head.

  • 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Fuck if I know.

  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Hahahaha... sort of. Here in Canada the scouts for the younger kids is called "Beavers". I was one of them for a few years. Sure.

  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Eat shit and die!

  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Christmas, sent one over to my older brother and his family.

  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?

With the help of a car jack, sure. Bit too big to get under a normal car otherwise.

  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

A few of them in my time, sure. What's the point of long distance driving if you can't drop the windows, crank the music and let loose a little!

  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?

Nah. Too pragmatic for that. On really long distance drives I'd always stock a Jerry can in the trunk.

  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

A slice of meatloaf, sharp old cheddar and hot sauce on a toasted, buttered bagel. Maybe with some sauerkraut.

  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

See above sandwich.

  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?

Whenever my body/family lets me get some sleep.

  • 37: Are you lazy?

Damned right I am! Proud of it too!

  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

I went as a raptor from Jurassic Park on year. Probably my best childhood costume. Grown up my best was probably as Hellboy. Good times.

  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

I'm a goddamned rat, okay? I'll bite your fuckin' ankles! Give you the plague!

  • 40: Are you horny?

Depends on if I'm monitoring my Tumblr feed closely or not. Hahahha.

  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Not at the moment. Used to subscribe to a UK magazine though. RetroGAMER. Great magazine.

  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Anyone who says Lincoln Logs is a heathen and should be stoned to death! With the Legos!

  • 43: Are you stubborn?

Not particularly. Fairly easygoing most of the time. Why dig in when you can just go with the flow?

  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

They're both trash, trick question!

  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?


  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?

I'm actually reverse afraid of heights (somehow). Looking up straight into the open sky freaks me out a bit, especially if I'm around skyscrapers. Feel like I'm going to fall off the planet.

  • 47: Do you sing in the car?

When I was on my own I did. Lotta fun that was.

  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?

Depends on the time of day.

  • 49: Do you dance in the car?

I groove where I please.

  • 50: Ever used a gun?

On a few occasions, sure. They're a lot of fun on a range.

  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Unfortunately, yes.

  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

As with any genre, they certainly can be. Big fan of Moulin Rouge and The Producers though.

  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?

Nah, just stupid.

  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?

All the time! They're fuckin' delicious!

  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?


  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Typical boy bullshit. Firefighter, policeman, astronaut, Batman.

  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Not in the slightest. Easily explained by hallucinations and charlatanry.

  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yeah, it's a fairly common occurence for we human beings.

  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?

I try to.

  • 60: Wear slippers?


  • 61: Wear a bath robe?


  • 62: What do you wear to bed?

Usually just whatever I'm wearing at the time.

  • 63: First concert?

The first one ever? Huh... Iron Maiden I think? Judas Priest opened for them. Wicked!

  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Avoid all like the Spanish Flu.

  • 65: Nike or Adidas?

Neither. I wear hiking boots/shoes.

  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Both are pretty gross. Can I choose Hickory Sticks instead? ... well fuck you! I'll choose 'em anyways!

  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?


  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

No, but I hear they're... very good! Requisite dad joke achieved!

  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?


  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Being non-existent? I'll not marry.

  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?

Yes I can. Kind of a useless ability.

  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?

Don't really remember ever being in one, to be honest.

  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Once or twice.

  • 74: Own any record albums?

I have a decent collection of vinyl records.

  • 75: Own a record player?

Kind of prerequisite to listen to my records.

  • 76: Regularly burn incense?

Once or twice a day usually.

  • 77: Ever been in love?

Not really sure anymore...

  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Hrmmm... Rodrigo Y Gabriela. Their guitar skills are so epic. Check it!

Mexican brother and sister. Born into poverty, self taught, used to play death metal. Switched to classical Spanish guitar. Fucking fantastic!

  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?

That would have been Deadmau3's return to Canada show like... 4 years ago or something? Awesome show.

  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

  • 81: Tea or coffee?

Coffee tastes like shit. Gimme tea any day.

  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Da fuk is a snickerdoodle?

  • 83: Can you swim well?

Well enough.

  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Some people can't do that? o.O

  • 85: Are you patient?

I do try to be. Though I get impatient very quickly when agitated.

  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Weddings can rot in a ditch.

  • 87: Ever won a contest?

Here and there, yeah.

  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No, and I wouldn't unless I were like... horrifically burned in a fire or something.

  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?

If I had to choose? Black.

  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?

Aw hell no.

  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?

The biggest room in a cabin up north!

  • 92: Do you want to get married?

Covered. Marriage is not in the cards for me for a multitude of reasons.

  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?

This meme is badgering the witness.

  • 94: Who was your HS crush?

Raine Maida, lead singer of Our Lady Peace.

  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

No, when I cry I seclude myself and tell no one.

  • 96: Do you have kids?

Fuck no.

  • 97: Do you want kids?

Fuck no.

  • 98: Whats your favorite color?

Brown and/or Green.

  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?

The sandman. Let me sleep you bastard!!!


Artwork Showcase!!!

D6arklord - Lookin' Good by JaegerPonyyuyusunshine - Mistletoe by JaegerPony
(Artworks by D6arklord & yuyusunshine.)

Freolix - Hey There by JaegerPonyMumpkins - Jaeger by JaegerPony
(Artworks by Freolix & Mumpkins.)

Princess-Skye - Autumn Stroll by JaegerPony
(Artwork by Princess-Skye.)

Caffeine Hazard (ArcanaFox) - The Couples by JaegerPony
(Artwork by ArcanaFox.)



Skin by Pinipy

Follower of the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

"The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can't see her."


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DragonGirl2105 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the llama! :D
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 1 day ago
You're most welcome! =3
DragonGirl2105 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
Inkcess Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thank you so much for the cake!
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 1 day ago
You're most welcome.
PoneBooth Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You've got mail by PoneBooth   <-- Really though I'll just link this everytime I send a note now x ) haha
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Takin' a look momentarily!
SawuScimitar74 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Happy late Birthday! Hope it was a good one! :D
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 1 day ago
It was okay!
pk-condor Featured By Owner 5 days ago
You have with your loved ones a Happy Birthday and many happy years and this year God fill you with blessings and happiness my friend. =P :hug: :iconballoonplz::iconballoonplz::iconballoonplz: :iconballooonplz: :happybounce: :happybounce: :happybounce: :happybounce: :happybounce:  :hug: :hug: :huggle: :huggle: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :airborne: :airborne: :airborne: :iconponyhugplz: :iconapplejackplz: :icondragonhug: :airborne: :wave: :w00t: :w00t: :#1: :#1: :popcorn: :love: :meow: :meow:  :iconcaekplz: :icongiftplz: :iconpinkiepiecakeplz: :icongiftplz: :icongiftplz: :icongiftplz:  :iconballooonplz: :iconballooonplz: :iconballooonplz::icondragonglomp: :cake::iconhappybirthdayplz: :iconpresentplz::iconcheerplz: :iconlabeatplz:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Thank yah kindly!
TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Student General Artist
:iconpartypinkieplz::iconsaysplz:Haaaaaaappy happy birthday to our good friend today!
:iconpinkiestarryeyesplz::iconsaysplz:Here's a little birthday song with something I must say!
:iconpinkieishappyplz::iconsaysplz:On this day we celebrate having you with us!
:iconpinkiepartyplz::iconsaysplz:Throw a party here for you I'll make sure is a blast!
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:I wish you only happiness, that your life's full of smiles!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:That you and your friends will prevail in any troubling times!
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:Most of all, I wish for you that you'll have lots of fun!
:iconpinkiegalaplz::iconsaysplz:And share it with all close to you, spread happiness around!
:iconhotbloodedpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:OR ELSE!
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:So let's get down to business now, there'll be no more delays!
:iconpinkiepiecakeplz::iconsaysplz:On to the birthday party, celebrate this joyous daaaaay!
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 5 days ago
D'awwwww.... =3
Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Thamks =)!
FRIEND711 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday!
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 6 days ago
And you! =)
FRIEND711 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
You`re welcome! Have some cake! Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D Cake 
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 5 days ago
*Noms cake*
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GuardianSoulMLP Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Happy Birthday! :D
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 6 days ago
GuardianSoulMLP Featured By Owner 6 days ago
No prob. :D
Vincebae Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday! :D
JaegerPony Featured By Owner 6 days ago
So kind. =)
birthdays Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's March 14th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:
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