(Animation by age3rcm.)
Closed usually. Not to keep in the monsters though.
Depends on how much stock I have left at home really. Or how lazy I am.
Out, I rarely even bother making my bed.
Funny story... whilst I haven't, a friend of mine who I lived with did. Had it at our apartment for the duration. When we moved out he was just going to leave it. My roomies did a piss poor job cleaning and left a bunch of stuff, so I was going back to clean up. Took the sign with me and was going to drop it off at the municipal yard. Just as I drop it and start walking back to my car? Undercover cop pulls up, lights blaring.
I explained the sitaution and he told me I was lucky. If I hadn't been leaving it at the yard he would have had to charge me with a pretty heafty misdemeanor. >.<
All the time, useful little squares.
I tend to just throw them away. I know I'll never use them.
The bear. You can scare a bear off. A swarm of bees is relentless. And at least if I'm going to die from the bear it will be realitively quick. In comparison death by bee stings would be drawn out and agonizing.
None, I am not blessed with the Applejack gene.
Rarely do I smile for pictures.
No, why would I do that? I do pace when I'm waiting for something though. Not because I'm bored or impatient though. Just so I'm doing something other than sitting/standing there.
Been to summer camp and often times camped with friends. Sure.
Fallen logs make good toilets.
On occasion if I get a good beat stuck in my head.
No, I don't.
Haven't slept with anyone in about a decade now.
It's a queen sized bed.
Uhhhh... Monstercat - Zenith. It's a big mix of a bunch of EDM artists. An hour long. Listened to it in its entirity probably 5 times this week.
It's okay for anyone to wear whatever colour(s) they fucking please to.
... I have Pony in my user name. I think it's a safe bet to say that I do.
Ooooh, tough call... Black Knight I guess?
It's like A Kid in King Arthur's Court, but manages to be so much worse.
Up my ass! Hahahaha... that's seriously the only answer I'm giving.
40 I believe. I'm a big fella.
If I have my choice of any sauce? Cheddar jalapeno.
Chicken curry on coconut rice. NEVER WAVER!
Lesse... Transformers: The Movie (1986), My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks, Yojimbo: The Bodyguard, The Seven Samurai, Die Hard, Die Hard: With a Vengence, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind...
Off the top of my head.
Fuck if I know.
Hahahaha... sort of. Here in Canada the scouts for the younger kids is called "Beavers". I was one of them for a few years. Sure.
Eat shit and die!
Christmas, sent one over to my older brother and his family.
With the help of a car jack, sure. Bit too big to get under a normal car otherwise.
A few of them in my time, sure. What's the point of long distance driving if you can't drop the windows, crank the music and let loose a little!
Nah. Too pragmatic for that. On really long distance drives I'd always stock a Jerry can in the trunk.
A slice of meatloaf, sharp old cheddar and hot sauce on a toasted, buttered bagel. Maybe with some sauerkraut.
See above sandwich.
Whenever my body/family lets me get some sleep.
Damned right I am! Proud of it too!
I went as a raptor from Jurassic Park on year. Probably my best childhood costume. Grown up my best was probably as Hellboy. Good times.
I'm a goddamned rat, okay? I'll bite your fuckin' ankles! Give you the plague!
Depends on if I'm monitoring my Tumblr feed closely or not. Hahahha.
Not at the moment. Used to subscribe to a UK magazine though. RetroGAMER. Great magazine.
Anyone who says Lincoln Logs is a heathen and should be stoned to death! With the Legos!
Not particularly. Fairly easygoing most of the time. Why dig in when you can just go with the flow?
They're both trash, trick question!
I'm actually reverse afraid of heights (somehow). Looking up straight into the open sky freaks me out a bit, especially if I'm around skyscrapers. Feel like I'm going to fall off the planet.
When I was on my own I did. Lotta fun that was.
Depends on the time of day.
I groove where I please.
On a few occasions, sure. They're a lot of fun on a range.
As with any genre, they certainly can be. Big fan of Moulin Rouge and The Producers though.
Nah, just stupid.
All the time! They're fuckin' delicious!
Typical boy bullshit. Firefighter, policeman, astronaut, Batman.
Not in the slightest. Easily explained by hallucinations and charlatanry.
Yeah, it's a fairly common occurence for we human beings.
I try to.
Usually just whatever I'm wearing at the time.
The first one ever? Huh... Iron Maiden I think? Judas Priest opened for them. Wicked!
Avoid all like the Spanish Flu.
Neither. I wear hiking boots/shoes.
Both are pretty gross. Can I choose Hickory Sticks instead? ... well fuck you! I'll choose 'em anyways!
No, but I hear they're... very good! Requisite dad joke achieved!
Being non-existent? I'll not marry.
Yes I can. Kind of a useless ability.
Don't really remember ever being in one, to be honest.
Once or twice.
I have a decent collection of vinyl records.
Kind of prerequisite to listen to my records.
Once or twice a day usually.
Not really sure anymore...
Hrmmm... Rodrigo Y Gabriela. Their guitar skills are so epic. Check it!
Mexican brother and sister. Born into poverty, self taught, used to play death metal. Switched to classical Spanish guitar. Fucking fantastic!
That would have been Deadmau3's return to Canada show like... 4 years ago or something? Awesome show.
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
Coffee tastes like shit. Gimme tea any day.
Da fuk is a snickerdoodle?
Some people can't do that? o.O
I do try to be. Though I get impatient very quickly when agitated.
Weddings can rot in a ditch.
Here and there, yeah.
No, and I wouldn't unless I were like... horrifically burned in a fire or something.
If I had to choose? Black.
Aw hell no.
The biggest room in a cabin up north!
Covered. Marriage is not in the cards for me for a multitude of reasons.
This meme is badgering the witness.
Raine Maida, lead singer of Our Lady Peace.
No, when I cry I seclude myself and tell no one.
Brown and/or Green.
The sandman. Let me sleep you bastard!!!
"The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can't see her."