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Taken from :icon2tailedderpy: 2tailedDerpy. That's right people, I TAKE ALL YO MEMES! As always, beware honesty and vulgarity.

1. Real Name
If you look through my other memes, or ask me for my Skype, you'll already know. Stuart Sopko.
2. Zodiac Sign
A couple of fish.
3. Three Fears
Life, commitment, humanity.
4. Three Things I Love
Music, ponies, being a glib bastard.
5. Best Friend
In real life? None, don't really have any friends. Online? Can't particularly choose. :iconrozanslash::icontaylorthesnailor::iconstore2100: and :iconmidnightcrystalumi: would be up there though.
6. Features I Like
My hair; I'm 31 an my hair is down past my shoulders. People my age are constantly complaining to me about it; how they wish they could still grow it like me. I'm also quite the hirsute motherfucker. Pretty much my entire body if covered in hair, and I can grow a mean ass beard and moustache. I'm like the Wolverine when it comes to hair. Canadian too even.
7. Features I Don't Like
Everything else. Shit happens; I think I'm an ugly bastard. Perhaps I'll post a photo again sometime, but don't hold your breath.
8. Tattoos or Piercings?
Used to have a piercing in my upper right ear, through the cartilage. If fell out one night and I didn't bother getting it replaced. No tattoos.
9. Relationship Status
Purposely single; as I have commitment issues and don't think highly of myself... I fair poorly in relationships.
10. Favorite Movie(s)
Live Action - Foreign: Yojimbo: The Bodyguard
Live Action - Sci-Fi: Aliens
Live Action - Action: Die Hard
Live Action - Drama: The Shawshank Redemption
Live Action - Comedy: Bon Cop, Bad Cop
Live Action - Horror: The Cell
Live Action - Musical: Moulin Rouge
Live Action - Historical: Shake Hands with the Devil
Live Action - Biographical: Gandhi
Live Action - Documentary: Grizzly Man
Cartoon: My Little Pony: Rainbow Rocks
Anime: Ghost in the Shell
11. Favorite Bands
Fuuuuck... too many to list. Most of the bands that are with Monstercat... Explosions in the Sky, Collapse Under the Empire, Arctic Plateau, VikingGuitar, Module... I'd fill a bloody book writing them all out.
12. Three Things I Don't Like
Willfully ignorant people, hateful people, greedy and manipulative people. A whole lot of people, hahaha.
13. Things That Make Me Happy
Ponies, music I enjoy, solitude, hiking, nature, food that's shitty for me, people I can engage with intellectually, people I can engage with emotionally. A lot of things; including some people.
14. Someone I Miss
Most of my friends from high school, most of my old furry friends, most of my newer furry friends (who seemingly stopped hanging out).
15. Crush?
Ignorance and superstition! fiery evil laugh I know the question was asking about my love life, but my answer is better! Fuck yeah!
16. Favorite Holiday
A quiet weekend alone. Most of the mandated holidays celebrated by society tend to just annoy me now. So corporate and stupid. They've lost most of their meaning for me. (I'm a jaded asshole. =P)
17. A Confession
I have no problem with yiff, clop, hentai and most forms of drawn pornography. I've seen so much sicker shit online none of this phases me anymore. Never go to the darknet, and avoid a lot of subreddits... they're bad for your sanity.
18. Favorite Animal
Cougars (also known as Pumas, Mountain Lions or Catamounts), Ponies, Dolphins.
19. Pets?                                                                                                                          
Currently none. Formerly a golden retriever (Ginger, deceased), a black cat (Pepsi, given away), a Yorkshire terrier (Muffin, given away/deceased), a border collie (Sparky, given away).
20. One Thing I've Lied About
I've lied about many things in my life at times. I guess... when I was in elementary school I lied to my family about my lack of physical activity. I said I didn't like it; in truth both of my big toes were infected because of ingrown nails. I lied about it for two to three years because I was afraid of the doctor.
21. Something That's Constantly On My Mind
Porn, world events, moronic people whose ideas need to be reigned in.
22. Embarrassing Moment
Waking up in your bed sticky because you poured a bottle of Sprite on your head drunk off your ass at your friends birthday party.
23.Habits I Have
OCD when it comes to my computer desk, watching things on YouTube about idiots and their ideas to intentionally make myself mad that these people exist.
24. Future Goals
Continue living for awhile.
25. What I Fantasize About
My OCs life in Equestria; it's certainly not a happy story that I've written for Jaeger in my head, but I'd go through it all with gusto.
26. Favorite Store
Amazon.ca/EBay.com/WeLoveFine.com/RedBubble.com. Brick and mortar shops are so passe. Fuck going to the shops (unless it's for groceries).
27. Favorite Food
Indian food is pretty good, as is Italian. Either of those or just shitty pub food. Nachos and chicken fingers for all!
28. Insecurities
All of them?
29. Things I Like About Myself
My rational, skeptical mind. My hair. My generosity (which loves to get me into trouble).
29. Things I Wanna Change About Myself
Lose some weight, go back to school for a trade, get my health back in check, read more, hike more, make some new friends in real life (furries and bronies around my age with similar interest would be nice).
30. OTP
Lyra X Bon Bon. No fucking contest. Those two are the fastest, most powerful ship on the seas!

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:iconrozanslash:
Rozanslash Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wuv
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JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015
*Smugs*
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:iconrozanslash:
Rozanslash Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*smugs back*
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
*Pets*
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:iconrozanslash:
Rozanslash Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
=3 *purrs and snuggles yah*
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
*Grins and snuggles yah back.* So I've been able to buy core memberships and send points. So ban is definitely rescinded. =3
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:iconrozanslash:
Rozanslash Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay! *hugs on* Thats good news. =3
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JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
Yeah, good to have that out of the way. =3 *Huggles on yah back*
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:iconstore2100:
store2100 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
=w=
i is friend
and fucking late at responding at times XD
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
Hehe, you are friend. *Boops* It's alright! =3
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:iconstore2100:
store2100 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
owo yayyyy
is ok
=w=
*boops back*
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
*Grins* How yah been? =3
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:iconstore2100:
store2100 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
good, lifes good, cars working nicely
Gotten a nice insurance for it, thats not that expensive at all
Fallout i got, with the pipboy and all
god its fun to fuck around with it
so overall lifes good
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
Heh, yeah. Fallout 4 is pretty awesome. =3 I completely walled in Sanctuary Falls and put turrets all over the walls, so raiders ain't getting in there anytime soon. =D

On the road till Monday though, so can't play anymore till then. ;.;

Glad to hear everything else is going well though! =)
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:iconstore2100:
store2100 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015
I`m just fucking around, getting used to all the new game mechanics
like the 3 levels of hotkeying each way
they got turrets close to the one house they all live in XD they fine

OAO
but it monday tommorow
so yays
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JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015
Yeah, want to start on the main (keep typing in mane, lol) quest some more when I get back tomorrow. =3

Till then, I type, I card. I also hope the EU police catch all the fuckers involved in the Paris attacks.
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HungrySohma16 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Oooo wow! You have long hair!!! Thats so cool dude! x3

#15's answer is hilarious, hooray for being a rebel!   Icon Umaru Doma - Himoto! Umaru-chan [ #66 ] 
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2tailedDerpy Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HELL YEA MONSTERCAT!

Also what sanity? XD

Thanks for doing this for absolutely no raisin! x3
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JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015
Fuck yeah Monstercat! Au5, Astronaut, Nitro Fun... so many bloody good artists!

I've long since sacrificed my sanity on the alter of the internet.

And you're welcome, for some raisin! (Are you the Big Brain from Futurama after Fry gets through with it? =P)
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2tailedDerpy Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YAY Monstercat! :D

Yep, same here, sanity basically left the building, yet we still show compassion (Yes I'm referring myself as "We" xP )

YEP, never can get the scene out of my head :P
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MidnightCrystalUmi Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pron butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015
Hell yeah pron butt!
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:iconmidnightcrystalumi:
MidnightCrystalUmi Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I got a butt icon of needle once.

hanging out from the tardis.

awww ye.
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:iconjaegerpony:
JaegerPony Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015
Heh, yeah, I remember it well. ^^
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